A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says, “Doctor, My Wife Is Unfaithful To Me. Every Evening, She Goes To Larry’s Bar And Picks Up Men. In Fact, She Sleeps With Anybody Who Asks Her! I’m Going Crazy. What Do You Think I Should Do?” “Relax,” Says The Doctor, “Take A Deep Breath And Calm Down. Now, Tell Me, Exactly Where Is Larry’s Bar?”
Three Men Were Asked, “When You’re In Your Casket, And Friends And Family Members Are Mourning Over You, What Would You Like Them To Say?” Archie Said: “I Would Like Them To Say.. I Was A Wonderful Husband, A Fine Spiritual Leader, And A Great Family Man.” Edward Commented: “I Would Like Them To Say.. I Was A wonderful Teacher And Servant Of God Who Made A Huge Difference In People’s Lives.” Alex Said: “I’d Like Them To Say, “Look, He’s Moving!”
There was an old US man with a mania And he had a beautiful wife called Melania. He huffed and he puffed Until he was stuffed and cuffed After WW3 we went to live in Australia.
sore loser A sore loser is someone who loses in a fair competition but whines about it on a constant basis, blaming everyone around them for their loss except themselves. Fun to taunt, but no fun to play with. "Stop throwing chess pieces at me, ya damn sore loser!"