I wonder how many criminal defense lawyers tried to use the phrase : "my client only romantically ambushed her in the alley way."
Who invented the back-up sensor now a standard feature on all new cars? I bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM, how about Chrysler? No, then, how about Mercedes Benz? No! It was a Chinese farmer! The back-up sensor warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. Surprisingly, it was not developed by modern automotive engineers using the latest technology. Recently, it was disclosed that the first to develop the back-up sensor was a Chinese Farmer. His invention was simple and effective. It emits a high-pitch squeal when the vehicle backs into something. Here's his first prototype https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-...AAAAAF_I/wDtZm2PXI0A/s2560/1414645187530.jpeg
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. They both go before the St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there is only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The angel asks Dolly if there is some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she took off her top and said " Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity." The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen took a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shook it up and gargled. Then, she spat into the toilet and pulled the lever. " OK Your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks " What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She simply gargled and she got in. Would you explain that one to me?" " Sorry, Dolly, " said the St. Peter," but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."