Jokes 2

Eve: “Adam, do you love me?”
Adam: “Who else?”

 

What's the difference between a Urologist and a Proctologist?

About 3.5 inches.

 

Stay tuned. This will be put forth shortly.

 

A drunken bum stumbles into an elevator. Nobody else was inside except a nun.

The bum asks, "Can I smell your pussy"?

Nun indignantly replies, "Absolutely not".

Bum says, "Hmmm... must be your feet".

 

Promises promises.

 

That looked like the same previous joke!

 

I-85 is once again open in Atlanta.

 

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

 

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled. "All I know for sure is that it was a partner -- I had to do all the work."

 

Real-life Joke:

Man receives an extremely strange and unexpected text from a girl the day after a date
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...e/news-story/f2d1a871c4969e3a327c7879a4ea78fa