Jokes 2

You guys seem to be out of jokes ... and I don't think toilet paper is of any use for brain farts, so better try this number puzzle:

1
11
21
1211
111221
??????
??????

 

when nothing's left .. go right!

 

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

 

I was playing Bridge the other night.
When someone called 3 No Dumps we fell about laughing.

 

That's a gem.