Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Handle123

    Handle123

    Adults only
    NUDE MRS. SANTA -----


    Scroll down to see the nude Mrs. Santa

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    For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa !
     
    #13811     Dec 23, 2016
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  2. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13812     Dec 23, 2016
  3. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13813     Dec 23, 2016
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    #13814     Dec 23, 2016
  5. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

    "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."

    "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

    She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Little Johnny what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

    "That's WONDERFUL Johnny!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

    "Winnie the Shit."
     
    #13815     Dec 24, 2016
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  6. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13816     Dec 24, 2016
  7. Handle123

    Handle123

    FBI agents have been heard whistling this tune.
    Trump and Sanders both agree it has a nice beat.
    Loretta Lynch says she will prosecute anybody heard humming it.
    https://www.youtube.com/embed/MjdPx8cJ27Y
     
    #13817     Dec 24, 2016
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    #13818     Dec 26, 2016
  9. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13819     Dec 26, 2016
  10. Handle123

    Handle123

    If You Rather Not Have A Gun In The House,
    And want to play it safe. Then go DeWalt.

    In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new
    product may skyrocket.Washington thinks they are going to
    take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them
    or have LICENSES for them!AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!
    Once in a while something so totally cool comes out that
    even a guy who doesn't normally even know what he'd like
    for Father's Day or Christmaswould immediately ask for it:Thank you, DeWalt!!!

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    New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt. It can drive a 16-D nail through
    a 2x4 at 200 yards.This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn
    chair and build a fence.Hundred round magazine.Someone invades your home, just nail them.
     
    #13820     Dec 26, 2016