Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. nursebee

    nursebee

    Do you all remember when you were kids and you blew bubbles?













    I saw him yesterday, he told me to tell you Hello.
     
    #13671     Jul 12, 2016
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  2. nursebee

    nursebee

    This has been one of my favorites for years as I really did live with an MD in training.

    So I'm waiting tables thru college, sleeping on the floor, living with this resident. Residents in training can earn extra money covering the ED of local hospitals. My roomie is doing this one night when a very pregnant mother comes in and he delivers a baby boy. The boy is healthy except for one regard, he is missing an eyelid. Without an eyelid the eye will be useless.

    This is in the pre computer era, no telemedicine conferences available.

    He has to come up with a solution fast or this eye is no good. He considers a quick skin graft to make an eyelid but a newborn really needs all of their skin, stealing a patch from somewhere not feasible. He hits upon a solution though. He circumcises the newborns penis and uses the skin to fashion an eyelid. Everything is fine except for one problem




    The kid is cockeyed
     
    #13672     Jul 12, 2016
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  3. nursebee

    nursebee


    Did you ever notice that when you lose something you always find it in the last place you look?
     
    #13673     Jul 12, 2016
  4. Handle123

    Handle123

    That depends, what if you only find part of it? Like where is other half of the ice cream in the bowl?
     
    #13674     Jul 12, 2016
  5. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    I was in Cleveland the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago ."

    I broke the windows,....

    stole the radio,...

    shot out all the tires, ....

    tagged on an Obama bumper sticker.

    And added a note that read ......."I hope this helps".
     
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    #13675     Jul 12, 2016
  6. fhl

    fhl

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    #13676     Jul 14, 2016
  7. Handle123

    Handle123

    There will no longer be a penalty stoke for hitting a ball into the water or out of bounds. The USGA , the R&A, the PGA, after a private meeting with FBI Director Comey, have recommended that your opponent must prove that youintendedto hit the ball into these hazards in order for there to be a penalty.
    Carelessness or ignorance is notintent.
     
    #13677     Jul 18, 2016
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  8. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13678     Jul 20, 2016
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