Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13391     Dec 4, 2015
  2. My favorite name is probably "Hugh Johnson," but this one is great too:


    ST. LOUIS (AP) — St. Louis police say the Budweiser brewery got an unwelcome visit from a man with a memorable name.

    Nineteen-year-old Bud Weisser was cited for trespassing and resisting arrest after police say he was found in a secured area of the brewery Thursday evening.

    Police say in a news release that officers were called after security officers told him to leave and Weisser resisted arrest.

    Weisser was taken into police custody and then issued summonses for trespassing and resisting arrest.

    http://www.ky3.com/news/local/man-n...sted-at-brewery-in-st-louis/21048998_36802198
     
    #13392     Dec 5, 2015
  3. Handle123

    Handle123

    Subject: Wonderful Wedding
    Click below & turn up sound.......


    In Merry Old England

    Classic British Humor!!!
     
    #13393     Dec 5, 2015
  4. Handle123

    Handle123

    Tyrone
    Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy,Tyrone, can't you learn anything!!? One day Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

    25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.

    When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.

    Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

    If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you will vote for Hillary.
     
    #13394     Dec 5, 2015
  5. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13395     Dec 5, 2015
  6. Handle123

    Handle123

    #13396     Dec 6, 2015
  7. wartrace

    wartrace

    #13397     Dec 6, 2015
  8. Scored a 39 and I'm in the 61+ category. I suppose that's a good thing.
     
    #13398     Dec 6, 2015
  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    #13399     Dec 6, 2015
  10. heypa

    heypa

    I got on the wrong quiz. Guess your level of education.The result PHD God things can get screwed up. Real BSME Purdue in 1950. Too dumb to get on the age one.
     
    #13400     Dec 7, 2015
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