Old Age Home While sitting naked during a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No,” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window? Now come out of the waiting room into my office and quit scaring the other patients!!
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Recently Mr. Hoff decided he could do without the Hassel. When asked if he had finished he said he might be Off.
Don't you just Love Italians?! This is what happens in Italy when you illegally park in a Disabled Parking space. https://www.facebook.com/videovirale/videos/1713415118886053/
What most women hear when you talk about car parts, or Obama explaining his policy for dealing with radical Islam.
Odd News Showing little strain: Pastafarian wears colander on head in licence photo There are some usually strict rules for official photographs on such things as passports and driving licences. No smiling, no laughing, no hats, no colanders… But a driver licensing agency in the U.S. has had to bend its rules for one Pastafarian. Lindsay Miller was allowed to pose for her licence photo wearing a colander on her head as she is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It teaches that an airborne “spaghetti monster” could have created the universe…