Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb
     
    #1321     Jan 6, 2008
  2. What did the dick say when he wanted to buy a newspaper?

    "Stick it on my bill!"

    No.. wait.. thats a duck joke, put on your glasses.

    Huh?

    I'm practising for when we get older and forgetfull.
     
    #1322     Jan 6, 2008
  3. What did the dick say when he wanted to buy a newspaper?

    "Stick it on my bill!"

    And the clerk says, " youse ani't got no credit with me you fuckin fuck."
     
    #1323     Jan 7, 2008
  4. What did the cock say when he read the newspaper?

    "It's the NY Times, it sucks!"
     
    #1324     Jan 7, 2008
  5. No wait I got it..

    What did the cock say when he wanted to buy a newspaper?

    "Any of these newspapers suck?"
     
    #1325     Jan 7, 2008
  6. Six Flags Great Adventure in Jersey has yet to learn, considering they erected a gigantor billboard for their big wooden El Toro ride upon which is writ "It's good to have wood" - right over the head of the perennially cheerful Bugs Bunny.

    While they were at it, they might as well have gone all the way and made a cock-shaped roller coaster.
     
    #1326     Jan 7, 2008
  7. Don't worry nutmeg. I already have a special bowl and a table in the corner ready for you...
     
    #1327     Jan 7, 2008
  8. let's lighten the mood just a bit..........

    Know why Denny's is open 24/7?

    No one smart enough to lock up.
     
    #1328     Jan 7, 2008
  9. OK. Enough of that shit. Back to the filth.........

    A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

    She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

    The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection. And since my penis is twelve inches in the erect state, it is extremely noticable, and very embarrassing.

    I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

    The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister. When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.
     
    #1329     Jan 7, 2008
  10. I've let better deals pass...

    :D
     
    #1330     Jan 7, 2008