Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Handle123

    Handle123

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    #13191     Sep 8, 2015
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    #13193     Sep 10, 2015
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Bold Business Plan

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    #13194     Sep 10, 2015
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    A Wise Observation

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    #13195     Sep 10, 2015
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

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    #13196     Sep 10, 2015
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  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Dr. Geezer's Clinic

    An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
    Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.
    Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
    Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.That will be $500."
    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
    Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!
    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
    Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

    :):):)
     
    #13197     Sep 11, 2015
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

  9. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and...

    Shortly after, a story was published in the new York Times - "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Australians.

    One week late, the City council in Sheffield, reported the following - "After digging as deep as 30 feet in Darnal, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger all.

    Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
     
    #13199     Sep 11, 2015
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    #13200     Sep 12, 2015