There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 10. "What the @#$% do you mean, 'we are sinking?'" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9 . "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 7. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1905 6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 4. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 3. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998
Best Police Pursuit The Music on this video is half the fun, the chase was on the 91 Freeway and CA-241 Toll Road in Orange County, CA. This could have been right out of a Benny Hill episode, but it is an actual police chase...with a woman driver Click Here http://video.staged.com/localshops/orange_county_police_car_chase__benny_hill_themed
Insane! Sure hope they got paid a lot! I can't begin to imagine watching this. It looks like one car drove through the fire but maybe it was how it was filmed that made it look that way? Either way I found it very cool to watch!!! Vintage Road Races Scary as Hell! Talk about Crazy !!!NO SEAT BELTS IN THOSE DAYS! LOOKS MORE LIKE A DEMOLITION DERBY! Vintage film of race car crashes. No roll cages or seat belts or any safety gear. Simply amazing footage! I wonder how many of these guys died! And the fans and camera men are right beside the track ... good footage!!! http://devour.com/video/vintage-race-car-crashes/
With all the doom and gloom out there, and the political season getting into gear, we all need a laugh. No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this is funny. Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins. Dear Mr. Page... I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward. Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves, Chicago Blackhawks, and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns. The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk. The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young mens' lives. I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the St. Louis Cardinals, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres. Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates. Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children. The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children. The Cincinnati Reds promote downers-barbiturates. Wrong message to our children. The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children. So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves. As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???) I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name, I would suggest they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress.
New Definition For S.O.S. A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that. The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?' Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walkedto the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.' When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing! When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing! Us older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S. Slower, Older and Smarter..
Now this is funny!!! Definitely not what I expected in a Gun Ad.. https://www.youtube.com/embed/qKHeXC7L85s?rel=0
The Genealogy of the Schitt Family The Lineage Revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Now, you can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, and the twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, plus Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens Brothers in dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned home with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. There you have it, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them!!
Airplane Food Approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there was a terrible mix-up one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience." When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued...,"Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight." Her next announcement came 3 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."