"I'll take 'places where you shouldn't put cock rings' for $1000, Alex'" Target Now Sells Fifty Shades Cock Rings Next to Kids' Toothbrushes http://jezebel.com/target-now-sells-fifty-shades-cock-rings-next-to-kids-t-1680034095
Two different magazines, Country Living (99.99% white readership) and EBONY/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on 'WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST'? The results were interesting, to say the least... Country Living magazine's top three answers were: 1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S. 2. Child/spouse dying/terminal illness. 3. Terminal illness/self. EBONY/Jet magazine's top three answers were: 1. Ghosts. 2. Dogs. 3. Registered mail.
Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where's your Ferrari?
109-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/20/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870.html **With picture of woman who could not get laid for 109 years.**
Interesting Crow Facts Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired a Harvard-educated Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Caah", not a single one could shout "Truck."