I ordered an Eastern European bride online...I just got the email confirmation that my Czech is in the mail.
Rogue Ales - "Why not look for a different place that might have some magic yeast in it?" You know, I love these guys producs but this is so over the top nasty, I couldn't even git it a taste. WTF is next? Athletes Toe Beer? Winning Cheerleaders Ale? Beard Beer: Rogue Ales Creates Brew Out Of Yeast From Brewmaster John Maier's Facial Hair http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/32736/title/Beard-Beer/
Two little boys are going to the hospital for operations. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?" The first boy says, "Circumcision." "Whoa!" the smaller boy replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a whole year."
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."