HOW TO PREDICT A SECURITY CHECK PAT DOWN I bet you spotted it right off! Yep .... the suitcase doesn't have an identification tag on it.
wow- there it is. http://youtu.be/YfRtbIQ1kTw The outrageous humor is he purports to be an American who swore to uphold the constitution .
Ha! ha! Now I'm the Joke- Love being tricked. I should know better - and usually do a fact check first- Duh. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-m...barack-obama-speech-circulating-internet-was/
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain 3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain 4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. --Winston Churchill 5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw 6. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian 7. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. --Ronald Reagan (1986) 8. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers 9. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -- P. J. O'Rourke 10. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.) 11. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866) 12. Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it. -- Anonymous 13. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain 14. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians --Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) 15. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -- Thomas Jefferson 16. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. -- Aesop
This would make for an awesome antidrug campaign. "Drugs brought this poor soul to his knees:" <IMG SRC=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=147764&d=1406905513>
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Uhm. 50 year difference in those two bodies. 50 years of sag and cellulite. Probably needed a whole tube of Atroglide. How she hide her diaper? Guess he was too drunk to notice the Ben Gay smell.
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