Jokes 2

Why don't you check SNOPES on Stella Awards before you start making comments.
Its a joke all right.

 

WALKING ON THE GRASS
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will
make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go
walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you
both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly
raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk?"

 

How Italians Learn To Talk

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Still confused, which one is the pupil?

 

How To Speak Real Italian

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Now, That's Courage!

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Evolution scientists have discovered a new link. It's between sausages.

 

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Being Bored