Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

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    #12431     Feb 14, 2014
  2. Tom B

    Tom B

    Electrician with a Sharpie.

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    #12432     Feb 15, 2014
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  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
    When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
    The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
    I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ''99''.
    The old guy obeys and says, "99".

    The doctor says,"Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ''99".
    Again, the old guy says, ''99''.
    The doctor said,“Very good”.
    Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees Raised slightly.
    I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
    Now take a deep breath and say, ''99''.
    The old guy begins, "One.... two… three…"
     
    #12433     Feb 16, 2014
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    What Do Retired Guys Do?

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    :):):)
     
    #12434     Feb 18, 2014
  5. Humpy

    Humpy

    Guess who is going to get the blame ?
     
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    #12435     Feb 20, 2014
  6. That is great!
     
    #12436     Feb 20, 2014
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Wrt Internet Dating

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    :):):)
     
    #12437     Feb 20, 2014
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

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    :):):)
     
    #12438     Feb 20, 2014
  9. Big AAPL

    Big AAPL

    Very good Humpy

    Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

    So a tourist visiting some obscure town, stops at the local motel, and
    lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs
    to pick one for the night.

    As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next
    door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to
    the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier,
    the Co-op.

    The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local
    prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her
    "services" on credit.

    The hooker rushes to the motel and pays off her room bill with the hotel
    Owner.

    The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the
    traveler will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are
    not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

    No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town
    now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.
     
    #12439     Feb 20, 2014
  10. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    and now Michelle would like to say a few words about her husband...

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    #12440     Feb 20, 2014