Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Welcome to the modern Thanksgiving...

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    #12351     Nov 30, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    "Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai
     
    #12352     Dec 2, 2013
  3. While working on making video instructions for my website, made some test videos for fun. :D

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    #12353     Dec 3, 2013
  4. I was in a meeting at the admin offices of an electric utility and the sign on the wall by the thermostat said "It doesn't matter what the thermometer says, room temperature is always the temperature in the room."
     
    #12354     Dec 3, 2013
  5. Tomorrow will always come but it will never be here.
     
    #12355     Dec 3, 2013
  6. One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you.

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. "You'll really love my place. "The grass is almost a foot high.
     
    #12356     Dec 3, 2013
  7. Awesome. Thanks!
     
    #12358     Dec 5, 2013
  8. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YskJJRqRdTY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #12359     Dec 5, 2013
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    Very Smart Kid

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    #12360     Dec 7, 2013