Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. LOL!! :D
     
    #12151     Aug 18, 2013

  2. ROTFFLMAO!! :D :D :D :D
     
    #12152     Aug 18, 2013
  3. Or so they think...

    The option of selecting "blank", in addition to the standard choices of "male" or female" on birth certificates will become available in Germany from November 1. The legislative change allows parents to opt out of determining their baby's gender, thereby allowing those born with characteristics of both sexes to choose whether to become male or female in later life.

    Under the new law, individuals can also opt to remain outside the gender binary altogether.
    :D :D

    http://www.spiegel.de/international...le-on-german-birth-certificates-a-916940.html
     
    #12153     Aug 18, 2013
  4. Boston Crow Mystery Solved - Communication problem

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that
    they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors and types of paint appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:

    when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
     
    #12154     Aug 18, 2013
  5. tayte

    tayte

    LOL that's the best
     
    #12155     Aug 18, 2013
  6. Hard to believe that a member of the Wehrmacht would resort to something as onerous as PEDs.
     
    #12156     Aug 18, 2013
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Thou Shalt Never irritate a woman who can operate a backhoe...

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    :) :) :)
     
    #12157     Aug 18, 2013
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    Wish Them Well

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    Fran & Marlo Cowan (married 62 years in 2008 when this was taken) playing impromptu recital together in the atrium of the Mayo Clinic, where they went to have some tests run for her. The song is Old Grey Bonnet.

    :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
    #12158     Aug 18, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    What's ten foot long and covers a boob?

    A turban.
     
    #12159     Aug 18, 2013
  10. A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
    His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.
    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

    What the hell did you bring him home for?

    "Because he's thinking of getting married.... " :p



    What Are Good Friends For?
     
    #12160     Aug 19, 2013