Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Rules for Barack Obama Bingo

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    1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card"
    2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
    3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

    :) :) :)
     
    #12141     Aug 16, 2013
  2. Jokes are supposed to be funny. This isn't. (Made me laugh, though.)

    :(
     
    #12142     Aug 16, 2013
  3. How about Bush's card. What does it look like.
     
    #12143     Aug 16, 2013
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    LOL :)
     
    #12144     Aug 16, 2013
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Our Economic Situation

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    :) :) :)
     
    #12145     Aug 16, 2013
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    Children Are Quick

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
    Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher !!!

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. !!!

    :) :) :)
     
    #12146     Aug 16, 2013
  7. fhl

    fhl

    QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER!!--strict constructionist teen to his step-father.
     
    #12147     Aug 16, 2013
  8. fhl

    fhl

    I would like to know what kind of toothpaste Barrack and Michelle Obama use. Their teeth look so white to me.
     
    #12148     Aug 16, 2013
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    I see on the news flashes that a Federal judge may allow sharia law in Oklahoma. Isn't that the one where thieves get a hand chopped off, murderers get their heads chopped off, rapists their cocks off so what about fraudsters ? Or is it off with their wallets ?

    :D

    Come to think of it what about nagging wives or is that expecting too much ?
     
    #12149     Aug 16, 2013
  10. Maybe it's just the "contrast".
     
    #12150     Aug 16, 2013