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nutmeg got another young girlfriend. No post since 8/1

 

Let's Be Serious

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Takes balls to eat this.





Well, it use to!

 

I saw an ad on Craig's list for some young sheep for sale in Union Park couple weeks ago.
Just checked the site again and guess what? Yep.
That ad has been pulled.

 

Git it Nutmeg!!

 

A rodeo clown walks into a bar. In Russia. He's seeking asylum.

 

Busted. lmao. I'm trying to learn how to text.... her. I could tell ya'll more but I'd bore myself reading it.

 

I knew you were ok. I searched the obits for "Nutmeg", and you didn't show up.

I'll bet in the future, your obit will have all your handles. How would the twitter community mourn if they didn't know you were gone?

 

My girlfriend told me I had a small penis.


Well, she didn't say it, but she got "INSERT JOKE HERE" tattooed on her pussy.

 

Don't worry about it unless she says something like, "Your dad's is bigger." Just let it slide, otherwise.