Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

    #12111     Aug 7, 2013
  2. TGregg

    TGregg

    #12112     Aug 7, 2013
  3. fhl

    fhl

    I went down to the butcher shop today and the butcher was 5' 10" tall, but he wore size 16 shoes. Guess what he weighs.

















    Meat, dumby! :p
     
    #12113     Aug 7, 2013
  4. fhl

    fhl

    I just found a penny on the sidewalk outside.

    Now i'm richer than the entire city of Detroit.
     
    #12114     Aug 8, 2013
  5. newwurldmn

    newwurldmn

    You were as poor as Detroit before?
     
    #12115     Aug 8, 2013
  6. fhl

    fhl

    Yeah, but please don't tell anybody on here. :)
     
    #12116     Aug 8, 2013
  7. newwurldmn

    newwurldmn

    Most of us wish we found that penny.
     
    #12117     Aug 8, 2013
  8. fhl

    fhl

    Necessity is the mother of Cessity. Also Lakisha.
     
    #12118     Aug 8, 2013
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    Just been watching a documentary on TV about drones.
    Apparently they often shoot up women and children who are mistaken as terrorists and often crash. One crashed in Iran. You would think that those flying over hostile territory would have a small charge to destroy the hi-tech bits in the event of crashing, but apparently not. Iran has been displaying it's new drones that look remarkably similar to the crashed ones.

    duh duh
     
    #12119     Aug 9, 2013
  10. military intelligence. No mystery.
     
    #12120     Aug 9, 2013