Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. My best friend has just been crushed to death..

    He was having an affair with my wife and he let her go on top.
     
    #12071     Jul 25, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.
     
    #12072     Jul 25, 2013
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    The redskins used to do the same thing. Riding round and round the wagon train, I mean. I wonder if that was for the same reason.

    :D
     
    #12073     Jul 26, 2013
  4. 7yo: Daddy you smell like beer.


    Me: Well, you smell like a bad idea that your mother and I thought could fix our marriage... now go to bed.
     
    #12074     Jul 26, 2013
  5. Yes, of the 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever!

    The Democratic Party publicity release said, "...after a just little more than four years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever."

    Breaks down like this according to the White House:

    * Reagan, Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson and 6 others tied for first.
    * 15 presidents tied for second.
    * 17 other presidents tied for third.
    * Jimmy Carter came in 4th.
    * Obama came in fifth.
     
    #12075     Jul 26, 2013
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    Please Drive Carefully

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5RAaW_1FzYg?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    :) :( :confused:
     
    #12076     Jul 27, 2013
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Good one, LOL! :)
     
    #12077     Jul 27, 2013
  8. What was herbert hoovers rating:confused:
     
    #12078     Jul 27, 2013
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    You US guys sure do pick 'em

    :D
     
    #12079     Jul 27, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    I turned over a new leaf.

    The Nissan salesman wasn't happy about my test drive.
     
    #12080     Jul 27, 2013