Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Humpy

    Humpy

    Our member of Parliament moved a motion of such a size as to stink out the whole House for a week

    :)
     
    #11961     Jun 29, 2013
  2. My son came up to me today and said, "I know you'll find this hard to take, but I'm gay. Does it bother you?"

    I said, "Not as much as it'll bother your mother."

    He said, "Do you think she'll be upset?"

    I said, "Upset! She'll be fucking devastated, she owes me 500 dollars now."
     
    #11962     Jun 29, 2013
  3. If I had to summarise my experience at this year's annual Tourettes, Stutterers and Amnesiacs conference I would say shit piss fuck screw and cu... cu.... cunt, remember a better one ever.
     
    #11963     Jun 29, 2013
  4. While Jim Apple and Gordon Morgan were struggling in Europe, .....Ben Dover couldn't understand why he was being offered sex each time he introduced himself at the gay nightclub.
     
    #11964     Jun 29, 2013
  5. fhl

    fhl

    I found out that you can learn a lot about a girl just by watching her through binoculars 24 hours a day.
     
    #11965     Jun 29, 2013
  6. You guys are great. thank you for sharing it.
     
    #11966     Jun 30, 2013
  7. fhl

    fhl

    Everybody knew the final vote was going to come down to Anthony Kennedy, because he's well known to go both ways.
     
    #11967     Jun 30, 2013
  8. TGregg

    TGregg

    Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Ah, don't worry, I'll finger it out later.
     
    #11968     Jun 30, 2013
  9. Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck.

    Breaking a condom is 18.
     
    #11969     Jun 30, 2013
  10. I SAID..DA...MY WIFES ASS IS SO FAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN SHOPLIFTING PILLOWS....
     
    #11970     Jun 30, 2013