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Not because of the language barrier, but because the Frogs and Krauts are obnoxious racists... :eek:

 

Even though he's running against a lesbian, the homosexual vote seems to be lining up for him. Homosexuals just love Weiner!

 

My next door neighbor knocked on my door wearing just a see through negligee, asked to borrow a cup of sugar and then asked to come in for a cup of coffee.

I said, "Fuck off Dave, I've got to go to work."

 

When I was younger I used to have sex with any woman as long as she had her own teeth. Now I'm older .....wiser..... I'll fuck anything. .....

 

I was out in Hawaii visiting the Pearl Harbor memorial and I held the door open for this asian looking lady.

She said 'sank you'.


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A true story - When I worked in Asia many years ago during the Maoist revolutionary period, I could never quite tell if some of the people I talked to said ah so or asshole !!

 

Just heard that Benie's planning:

QE Z

 

I just had a black jelly bean and it was awful. Worst candy ever.
Can't the NAACP do something about that?

 

They would probably think that this statement is offensive

 

I had a stick of black liquorice and it looked like the population of ethiopia.