Jokes 2

fhl · May 23, 2013

I have sex with my wife almost every day.

Like today, I almost had sex with her.

nutmeg · May 25, 2013

An old man walks into a home depot and asks for a can of insecticide.The associate asks,"For flying or crawling insects?"

"At my age probably crawling" says the old man," But what does sex have to do with it?"
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jokes this funny are tough in the morning.

nutmeg · May 25, 2013

Servicemen in the US military have been told sexual assault could lead to a dishonourable discharge, however the most likely outcome is slight inflammation and redness.

fhl · May 26, 2013

I used to sit around and drink beer in my underwear.

I eventually found that it tastes better in a glass, though.

nutmeg · May 26, 2013

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mgookin · May 29, 2013

Is nutmeg ok? No jokes in a few days...

Humpy · May 29, 2013

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He probably ended up in the chop suey - see above

baro-san · May 29, 2013

Not a joke ... "The Art of Beating Your Wife According to Latter-Day Muslim Clerics"

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nutmeg · May 29, 2013

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I'm staying in a convent and experiencing technical difficulties with the wifi filter.

TGregg · May 30, 2013

Quote from Tsing Tao:

For Ricter

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/03/06/paul-krugman-declares-personal-bankruptcy/

Economist and columnist Paul Krugman declared personal bankruptcy today following a failed attempt to spend his way out of debt.

In a Chapter 13 filing to the United States Bankruptcy Court in the Southern District of New York, lawyers for Krugman listed $7,346,000 in debts versus $33,000 in assets.

The majority of his debts are related to mortgage financing on a $8.7 million apartment in lower Manhattan, but the list also includes $621,537 in credit card debt and $33,642 in store financing at famed jeweler Tiffanys and Co.

The filing says that Krugman got into credit card trouble in 2004 after racking up $84,000 in a single month on his American Express black card in pursuit of rare Portuguese wines and 19th century English cloth

Rather than tighten his belt and pay the sums back, the pseudo-Keynesian economist decided to "stimulate" his way to a personal recovery by investing in expenses he hoped would one day boost his income.
Cockroaches and Creditors

Between 2004 and 2007 Krugman splurged on expensive cars, clothes, and travel in hopes that the new lifestyle would convince his bosses at the New York Times to give him a giant raise.

"They say always dress for the job you want," Krugman explains. "So I thought maybe if I showed up in $70,000 Alexander Amosu suits they would give me ownership of part of the company. If I had only been granted a sliver of the New York Times Co., I could have paid everything back."

Even after he realized an equity stake was not going to happen, Krugman continued to spend wildly hoping his bling and media appearances would increase demand for his personal brand and lift his book sales.

His biggest mistake came in 2007, when at the height of the financial bubble he decided to invest in high-end real estate in New York City. His multi-million dollar apartment lost 40 percent of its value just months after its purchase, and has been underwater ever since.

"You'd think a Nobel Prize winning economist could recognize a housing bubble," says Herman Minsky, a retired television executive who purchased Krugman's home at a huge discount. "But hey, I'm not complaining."
Conscience of a Fraud

Krugman, a renowned trade economist, joined the New York Times as a columnist in 2000. Since the start of the financial crisis he as used the platform to argue vociferously for what he terms Keynesian deficit spending.

However, Keynes did not advocate using debt financing to stimulate the economy. Rather, he argued that government should save in the good times and spend in the bad.

Through his lawyer, Bertil Ohlin, Krugman explains that despite his travails with spending and debt in his personal finances, he stands by his pseudo-Keynesian policies.

"I still defend my analysis that on the macroeconomic level sovereign debt crises can be fixed by increasing government borrowing to lift aggregate demand. I admit, however, that on the microeconomic level this strategy has failed spectacularly."

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