Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #11861     May 21, 2013
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Guten Morgen Damen Und Herren

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    :) :) :)
     
    #11862     May 22, 2013
  3. Anyone who says that the book was better than the film has never had a blowjob in the theater.... :eek:
     
    #11863     May 22, 2013
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    An old cowboy was sitting in a saloon one Friday night, drinking a beer at the bar. In walks a fairly manish looking woman who plunks down beside him, orders a beer and a shot. She turns to the man and says "Are you a real cowboy?"

    "Yes mam, I am. I herd cattle, break horses, ride fences - the whole bit."

    "It is very nice to meet you. I am a lesbian. I think about women morning, noon and night. I can't stop thinking about them."

    The lesbian finishes her beer and whiskey, says good night to the cowboy and heads out the door.

    A few minutes later, Nutmeg walks in and sits down next to him.

    "Are you a real cowboy?" Nutmeg asks.

    "Well, up `till a few minutes ago I thought I was. Turns out I am actually a lesbian."
     
    #11864     May 22, 2013
  5. fhl

    fhl

    This is the best acid ever. I should right another column.----Paul Krugman
     
    #11865     May 23, 2013
  6. This is the best acid ever. I can talk out of my ass.----Paul Krugman
     
    #11866     May 23, 2013
  7. I’ve been trying to hook-up my Typewriter to the internet since 1945-----Paul Krugman
     
    #11867     May 23, 2013
  8. I have a picture of Ben Bernanke in my wallet...:cool:

    Guess who said that?

    Paul Krugman
     
    #11868     May 23, 2013
  9. My wife had a go at me today "I can't believe you didn't remember it was my birthday!" she yelled.

    "I thought it was last week, that's why we all gave you a tenner while we were playing monopoly?"
     
    #11869     May 23, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    I asked my wife what it was she served for dinner tonight. She said it was bean stew.
    I said i don't care what it's been, what is it now?!
     
    #11870     May 23, 2013