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Anyone who says that the book was better than the film has never had a blowjob in the theater.... :eek:
An old cowboy was sitting in a saloon one Friday night, drinking a beer at the bar. In walks a fairly manish looking woman who plunks down beside him, orders a beer and a shot. She turns to the man and says "Are you a real cowboy?" "Yes mam, I am. I herd cattle, break horses, ride fences - the whole bit." "It is very nice to meet you. I am a lesbian. I think about women morning, noon and night. I can't stop thinking about them." The lesbian finishes her beer and whiskey, says good night to the cowboy and heads out the door. A few minutes later, Nutmeg walks in and sits down next to him. "Are you a real cowboy?" Nutmeg asks. "Well, up `till a few minutes ago I thought I was. Turns out I am actually a lesbian."
My wife had a go at me today "I can't believe you didn't remember it was my birthday!" she yelled. "I thought it was last week, that's why we all gave you a tenner while we were playing monopoly?"
I asked my wife what it was she served for dinner tonight. She said it was bean stew. I said i don't care what it's been, what is it now?!