Jokes 2

Jason Collins says he really doesn't like to play at the high post. Much prefers down low.

 

Jason Collins favorite win all year was against the Knicks at the garden. He said he loves come from behind wins.

 

Jason Collins has now requested a trade to Toronto. He said he wants to play with Rudy Gay.

 

What do you call a French overweight knight who is about to be captured ?

Sir Rendered.

 

I went to the doctor with a persistent cough today.

He told me he's had it for over a month now and is really getting pissed off with it

 

At a job interview today the interviewer said to me, "Why do you think I should give you this job?"

I said, "Because my best friend Dave works in your IT department, and he's told me you're fucking your secretary."

 

Some girl gets a vibrator and it`s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream. I`m apparently a dirty fucking pervert...

 

Yikes...

Anyone else notice these last 4 jokes are getting rauchier as we go along......It's going to be hard to top that last one..

brb....

 

Oi..I'll start over....no swearing in this round.... :eek:


I've adopted a black kid and named him "Google."

I mean, it makes sense - he is going to get searched constantly anyway.

 

Hmnn...adopted.....hmnnnn...google


Having just adopted a dog, I Googled BRINGING UP A PUPPY and got 25 Korean Bulimia sites