Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    Jason Collins says he really doesn't like to play at the high post. Much prefers down low.
     
    #11811     May 10, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    Jason Collins favorite win all year was against the Knicks at the garden. He said he loves come from behind wins.
     
    #11812     May 10, 2013
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Jason Collins has now requested a trade to Toronto. He said he wants to play with Rudy Gay.
     
    #11813     May 10, 2013
  4. What do you call a French overweight knight who is about to be captured ?

    Sir Rendered.
     
    #11814     May 10, 2013
  5. I went to the doctor with a persistent cough today.

    He told me he's had it for over a month now and is really getting pissed off with it
     
    #11815     May 10, 2013
  6. At a job interview today the interviewer said to me, "Why do you think I should give you this job?"

    I said, "Because my best friend Dave works in your IT department, and he's told me you're fucking your secretary."
     
    #11816     May 10, 2013
  7. Some girl gets a vibrator and it`s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream. I`m apparently a dirty fucking pervert...
     
    #11817     May 10, 2013
  8. Yikes...:D

    Anyone else notice these last 4 jokes are getting rauchier as we go along......It's going to be hard to top that last one..:cool:

    brb....:D
     
    #11818     May 10, 2013
  9. Oi..I'll start over....no swearing in this round.... :cool: :eek:


    I've adopted a black kid and named him "Google."

    I mean, it makes sense - he is going to get searched constantly anyway.
     
    #11819     May 10, 2013
  10. Hmnn...adopted.....hmnnnn...google


    Having just adopted a dog, I Googled BRINGING UP A PUPPY and got 25 Korean Bulimia sites
     
    #11820     May 10, 2013