Jason Collins favorite win all year was against the Knicks at the garden. He said he loves come from behind wins.
I went to the doctor with a persistent cough today. He told me he's had it for over a month now and is really getting pissed off with it
At a job interview today the interviewer said to me, "Why do you think I should give you this job?" I said, "Because my best friend Dave works in your IT department, and he's told me you're fucking your secretary."
Some girl gets a vibrator and it`s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream. I`m apparently a dirty fucking pervert...
Yikes... Anyone else notice these last 4 jokes are getting rauchier as we go along......It's going to be hard to top that last one.. brb....
Oi..I'll start over....no swearing in this round.... :eek: I've adopted a black kid and named him "Google." I mean, it makes sense - he is going to get searched constantly anyway.
Hmnn...adopted.....hmnnnn...google Having just adopted a dog, I Googled BRINGING UP A PUPPY and got 25 Korean Bulimia sites