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Good one!

 

The Signs Of Our Times

Over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
On the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises!"

 

I feel so much better. I just took a huge Paul Krugman article.

 

I heard Jason Collins favorite part of the nba draft combines was the Wonderlic test.

 

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You can just see what a gentleman Jason Collins is. With a face like that, it's obvious his friends will always have a place to sit down.

 

http://pitch-n-puff.com/

 

In case any of you were wondering,

the male 'G-spot' is located in the back of a woman's throat.

 

"Scored 4, 10+ years ago" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address.