Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. How many gay guys does it take to turn over a car? We won't know until the Cubs win a World Series.
    Go Sox.
     
    #11711     Apr 8, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    I like vending machines so much better than fast food places because I always like to see exactly where my food is coming from.
     
    #11712     Apr 8, 2013
  3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. ...:cool:
     
    #11713     Apr 8, 2013
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    I had a brief career as a babysitter for real babies. Change was certainly not inevitable, at least while I was on the job.

    No wonder I had to change my career though. ;)
     
    #11714     Apr 8, 2013
  5. fhl

    fhl

    Having a good time in Vegas. Last night I spent an hour watching craps in a casino. Then security told me to get out of the bathroom.
     
    #11715     Apr 9, 2013
  6. No more Mr Dice Guy, huh?:D
     
    #11716     Apr 9, 2013
  7. fhl

    fhl

    The democrat party of the county i live in sent me an invite to a party. Imagine that. Me, a republican, invited to their party. I didn't go, but i did send them some eats. But that's another whole can of worms.
     
    #11717     Apr 9, 2013
  8. fhl

    fhl

    My girlfriend likes to go swimming. I like to fish. She gave me nothing but grief every time i wanted to go fishing instead of swimming with her.

    I got her to compromise, though. Now she's swimming with the fishes.
     
    #11718     Apr 9, 2013
  9. Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen prove they are insured, but not that everyone must prove they are a citizen.

    And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable to prove they are citizens, will receive free insurance paid by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.
    Ben Stein
     
    #11719     Apr 9, 2013
  10. Medicare is a fairly decent program (better than nothing) yet Barry's budget proposes cuts. What's up with that? Then Putzorino in Chief is a wealth distributor yet here again wants to cut Social Security.
     
    #11720     Apr 10, 2013