Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Just Imagine...

    ...that James Bond were from Spain...

    Hello... My name is Bond... James Diego Hose Francisco Angelo Basilio de Paulo Huan Maria de los Remedios a la Santa Clara Bond.....!!

    :) :) :)
     
    #11701     Apr 3, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    I like twinkies. I hope to continue seeing them on the shelves.

    Studies show that there is approximately 3% of the population that prefer ding dongs instead of twinkies. There are ding dong advocacy groups that say the number is closer to 10%.

    I'm concerned that the advocates of ding dongs are trying to change our society's attitudes toward snacks and may even try to use the political process to achieve their ends.

    Let's say no to any changes away from our traditional, normal all-american snacks.
     
    #11702     Apr 3, 2013
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fzR1sKteY88" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #11703     Apr 3, 2013
  4. fhl

    fhl

    Hearing reports of as many as a dozen miners trapped in a Bitcoin mine collapse in West Virginia.
     
    #11704     Apr 4, 2013
  5. fhl

    fhl

    An article today in sbnation.com says four nfl players are going to go public with their homosexuality. I don't know about this. I think I'll go into the locker room and check this out.

    [​IMG]
     
    #11705     Apr 5, 2013
  6. fhl

    fhl

    A couple of tax grabbing congressmen on the way and means committee were chewing over news ways to confiscate money from citizens.

    After looking at a new scheme, one congressman says "it looks like it will work in practice alright, but will it work in theory?"
     
    #11706     Apr 5, 2013
  7. Think I'll send a postcard to North Korea,

    We're all having a great time here you fuckin fat deluded wanker.

    Regards, Rick Perry
     
    #11707     Apr 5, 2013
  8. When my grandad come out of hospital, the doctor recommended that we cover him in butter.

    I dont know what good that done but he went downhill fast ever since.

    Yea...Grandpa never talked much about the war but one day I asked him what he did in the war and he said, "I jerked off alot, I was only 12."
     
    #11708     Apr 5, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    I'm just a man trapped outside a woman's body.

    I've had to hide this my whole life. So liberating to tell you people.
     
    #11709     Apr 8, 2013
  10. "Francois Hollande's Gift Camel Killed And Eaten In Mali"

    Inquiring minds wonder.....who got the "toe"?.....:cool:
     
    #11710     Apr 8, 2013