It's just devastating to me that millions of children go to bed at night without knowing what their sleep number is.
Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like watching Dave Letterman.
Wow. I'm bummed. I just realized that it's impossible for me to ever realize how many chameleons are in my house.
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Boy, Man, Donkey An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye!
My cousin is a high school history teacher and also one of the laziest people around. The kids say he just mumbles a couple of words and says "and the rest was history" a lot.
I didn't understand why the guy at the optical store was trying to push the anti-glare coating so hard. I asked him if it was for my benefit or the people I glare at.