Jokes 2

I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!"

 

Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it.

 

The Supreme Court is in chaos.

While considering the DOMA, security personnel have found numerous lawyers peeking into each other's briefs and comparing subpoenas.

 

The Democrats decided to move a mass motion in The House. It took the cleaners a whole week to clean up afterwards.

 

I don't think it's any accident that the ceilings in trailer homes are too low to hang yourself from.

 

The Clinton Healthcare Conference recommends plenty of sex and sleep.

Nice one Bill.

 

Well then you just have to be a bit more creative..

Like jumping off the roof into the bed of a pick up truck filled with water.

Or just bide your time till the porch collapses or your wife rolls over on ya and you smother to death.

 

Is that guy still on the job ??????

 

I think it sucks that women get to keep their first names when they get married.