We even have clues from the animal kingdom that God is real because there isn't a single atheist mantis.
I've got this idiot friend that wanted to inhale a pot seed into his lungs and thought it would make him stay high all the time. Instead, he accidentally swallowed it and now he just has a pot belly.
I've been chatting with this 13 yr old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. That's so cool. That a girl that age can do that.
I read that a banana a day will help keep your colon clean. I just wish they would've mentioned that you're supposed to eat them.....
I read somewhere that everyone has an unwritten best selling book in them. I would like to expand that to everyone gets it right at least once in their lifetimes.
Another athlete caught on the juice. They just announced that the guy who won the wheelchair 100 meters in the paralympics was caught with the banned substance wd-40.
My Chinese neighbor just shouted to me, "It good fly day." I said, "Thanks Chen. I'll keep the windows closed."
They've got a new rule at the local high school about these guys wearing their pants so low. I see these guys walking in groups and packs to try to avoid being caught, but they'll be exposed in the end.