Jokes 2

Help! I'm white and I can't get down!

 

My mom said I was born on the highway because thats where the most accidents happen.

 

Every manuscript I've ever received seems like it has the word 'anus' in it. I need new writers.

 

I've agreed to the wife's fantasy to spend the night with a well endowed guy.

I'm thinking of the insurance broker down the street. If anyone has an endowment it will be him.

 

my MOm says I have bad posture because I have a huge cock.

 

I think I've see you on the internet!
That IS a problem to tag along everywhere!!

 

I was in the elevator with this cute girl yesterday.

She went down, and I got off. .... ...

 

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There was this girl in the elevator. I got in and went up and down, up and down etc.

 

You know about gender reassignment ? Well this is true.
In the UK the guys when they go to court give their names as girl's names and when convicted get sent to female prisons. The politicians are working on the problem.

 

You mean changing their names from masculine to feminine?