Jokes 2

One time I was looking for a spot to park my truck to eat lunch. I pulled around this warehouse, turned a corner to a dead end facing a picinic table with two black guys eating banana's. I looked at my helper put the truck in reverse and got the hell out of there with all due respect.

 

I knew that UPS guy was a weird dude when he asked me "can i watch you open it?"

 

I hear ya. The UPS guy said "I have a package for your neighbor." I said, "I'm not him".

 

Young girls these days have some of the goofiest names.

I like the old style names for girls. The ones that really demand respect. The few, the proud, the Maureens.

 

Groan........ Problem is, I laugh at this shit. LOL

 

Ditto. That was a good one.

 

Occupy Monkey Lab

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Bob Geldorf's daughter has a funny one but I've forgotten it.
Is it Temperence ?

 

I think it may be Peaches.

Posh & Becks's kid .....forgotten that one too

 

My wife and I have decided to adopt a highway, since we have unfortunately been unable to have a biological highway.