We moved to a new city and my son is kind of upset that the gang he is trying to join won't transfer his street creds from his previous gang.
Was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night, and my wife turns to me and says "What a horrible condition, if I ever get Alzheimer's , I think I'll just shoot myself". "I know" I replied, "You said that 5 minutes ago".
The nice thing about having a relative with Alzheimer's comes up when you find a present they really, really like. After you give it to them, take it away when they aren't looking. Rewrap and regift!
One Christmas... everyone very busy unwrapping, I wrapped my grandaughter coat gloves and just one boot that she wore over to the house. The other boot I left unwrapped. I'm handing her the stuff all wrapped up. She's opening these thing up and not quite catching on what is happening. Hmnnn.. where have I seen this stuff before...whooosh...
Wait..I got one more..i just remebered. My one daughter made this half assed looking jewelry box. She gave it to her sister, her sister rolled her eyes at me. I wrapped it back up and we gave it back to her about 15 minutes later.
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Very interesting. I didn't know you could do that. I had a few sheets of that stuff from old tv's I kept around, never did anything with them and tossed them.
Remember the advertising on matchbooks. "Be a Locksmith" "Be an Artist". One customer we had was a locksmith, I used to call him "Matchbook". He never knew. I gave him that nickname because he used to come in the hardware store and ask me to cut him keys. "Here comes matchbook, turn on the key machine, get ready."