Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    We moved to a new city and my son is kind of upset that the gang he is trying to join won't transfer his street creds from his previous gang.
     
    #11601     Mar 19, 2013
  2. Was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night, and my wife turns to me and says

    "What a horrible condition, if I ever get Alzheimer's , I think I'll just shoot myself".

    "I know" I replied, "You said that 5 minutes ago".
     
    #11602     Mar 19, 2013
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    The nice thing about having a relative with Alzheimer's comes up when you find a present they really, really like. After you give it to them, take it away when they aren't looking. Rewrap and regift!
     
    #11603     Mar 19, 2013
  4. One Christmas... everyone very busy unwrapping, I wrapped my grandaughter coat gloves and just one boot that she wore over to the house. The other boot I left unwrapped. I'm handing her the stuff all wrapped up. She's opening these thing up and not quite catching on what is happening. Hmnnn.. where have I seen this stuff before...whooosh...:D
     
    #11604     Mar 19, 2013
  5. Wait..I got one more..i just remebered.

    My one daughter made this half assed looking jewelry box. She gave it to her sister, her sister rolled her eyes at me. I wrapped it back up and we gave it back to her about 15 minutes later.
     
    #11605     Mar 19, 2013
  6. JWS11

    JWS11

    Those Brits!

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    :D
     
    #11606     Mar 19, 2013
  7. Very interesting. I didn't know you could do that. I had a few sheets of that stuff from old tv's I kept around, never did anything with them and tossed them.
     
    #11607     Mar 19, 2013
  8. Lucrum

    Lucrum

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    #11608     Mar 20, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

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    "Everything's gonna be ok, m'am. I 've got a degree from an online college."
     
    #11609     Mar 20, 2013
  10. :D

    Remember the advertising on matchbooks. "Be a Locksmith" "Be an Artist".

    One customer we had was a locksmith, I used to call him "Matchbook". He never knew. I gave him that nickname because he used to come in the hardware store and ask me to cut him keys. "Here comes matchbook, turn on the key machine, get ready."
     
    #11610     Mar 20, 2013