Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Bob from commodities trading passed me this morning as I was going to work, he must have been doing at least 100mph.

    Mind you, he did jump from the thirty-second floor.
     
    #11561     Mar 8, 2013
  2. A hairbrush just told me a joke.

    It was combical. It would have been better if I could have used the word hairbrush in it but that doesn't fit into comical at all so I had to use something else.
     
    #11562     Mar 8, 2013
  3. Was he speeding up or slowing down as he impacted the sidewalk?

    I'd say he was speeding up until around the 28th floor at which point he reaches terminal (no pun intended) velocity, then slows down as he approaches the surface of the earth because the atmosphere is thicker the closer you get to the ground.
     
    #11563     Mar 8, 2013
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Puns Are Cool

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    :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
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    #11564     Mar 9, 2013
  5. We just booked a really great deal on a cruise on the Incubator of the Seas!

    Hoping that we don't get a great deal more than what we paid for too!
     
    #11565     Mar 9, 2013
  6. Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With only a .25 Cal Pistol

    This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. Just what is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire:

    While hiking in Alberta, Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!

    Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took!

    The bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
    It's one of the best pistols in my collection!
     
    #11566     Mar 10, 2013
  7. I was recovering from knee surgery. my wife had the gun but she ran away. she said she knew she couldn't out run the bear but she could outrun me. No joke.
     
    #11567     Mar 10, 2013
  8. fhl

    fhl

    I haven't spoken to my wife in two days because she hates it when I interrupt her.
     
    #11568     Mar 11, 2013
  9. funny!!!
     
    #11569     Mar 11, 2013
  10. I'm not sure about this Pope thing.

    Black smoke means the piston rings need replacing, white smoke means the head gasket has blown. That's all I know.
     
    #11570     Mar 12, 2013