Jokes 2

I finally got a fake ID that i think will work. A real professional job.

Now I can order off the kid's menu and they can't do a thing about it.

 

Love That Picasso...

 

See if you can "unscramble" the name of this important American from history in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN.
Go!

 

Anal Ranch Polski

(Bob's brother)

taking a second look, some of these anagram generators aren't the best. but I still go with my answer.

 

I've been taking carotene forever.

Can't believe it's still in beta.

 

I wish Minnesota would stop bragging about its 10,000 lakes.

You don't here New Jersey bragging about its 12,000 smells.

 

You know how you hate it when the theater is empty and someone sits down right next to you?

That's why I do it.

 

Or Florida's 1,000,000 blue hairs.

 

Someone just licked their thumb before they touched the piece of paper they gave me.

I'm hoping my story inspires other victims to come forward.

 

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs!