Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    I knocked over a plant in my house today when i walked past it.

    It's ok, though. I blamed it on the innate racism of white people, like your supposed to if you're a well educated person.
     
    #11541     Mar 4, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    My son drew a picture of a gun on his notebook at school last week.

    I'm not really that bothered by it, though, since the juvenile offender school they sent him to for the rest of the year is much closer to home.
     
    #11542     Mar 4, 2013
  3. fhl

    fhl

    My boss phoned me today.

    Is everything OK at the office?"
    I said "It is all under control. It's been
    a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day.
    "Can you do me a favor" he asked.
    I said "Of course, what is it?"
    "Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the
    foursome behind you.
     
    #11543     Mar 4, 2013
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hejtWJ02528" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Give me the ol' "Jedi Mind Meld" every day! LOL.
     
    #11544     Mar 4, 2013
  5. LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

    A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
    She calls on little Ralphy.

    He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

    The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

    Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
    There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

    One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
    The second is gobbling down the top and licking the cone.
    The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
    Which one is married?'

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and licked the cone.'

    To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
     
    #11545     Mar 4, 2013
  6. "Hey Sweetie, could you blow up Nutmeg's action figure pool toy again please while I finish rollin his birthday doobie??'
     
    #11546     Mar 4, 2013
  7. Letmee see what's up with yo' mouse there Nutmeg. Probably just needs a little tweaking.
     
    #11547     Mar 4, 2013
  8. :D
     
    #11548     Mar 4, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    Are there any doctors on here? I think i need some help.

    I sneezed really, really hard, and while i didn't break any bones, it looks like i've suffered pretty severe tissue damage.
     
    #11549     Mar 5, 2013
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Good Show

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LhMsQObFVdQ?feature=player_popout" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    :cool:
     
    #11550     Mar 5, 2013