Sarah Jessica Parker's kid could not come to kindergarten this week with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse.
Kinda like these body sprays for men. I guess Lebron is going to get into endorsing one. He said he's been approached by Ask Body Spray to do a spot for them.
Oh man this guy is good. Ya gotta watch this snowplow in action. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WjJSTqI7w4Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Peter is tired of his Jewish neighbor always borrowing his tools so he sets up a scare jew to keep him away. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6m87fasEaXQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
This ad may have come from deep in the archive bowels of ET... I can relate some. All I seem to get are these queries: "You still have that "thingy mah jiggly" for sale?? and thats it. Looking for the right come back if you guys have any suggestions short of; fuck yeah, so now what? oh yeah, the picture of the craig's list ad. Perhaps I should try and sell a scare jew? That might draw a few funny e mails. LOL!
The "thingy mah jiggly" is sold but I have another one just like it. In fact there was a documentary on the Discovery channel that this "thingy mah jiggly" I have is a time machine. (Who knew?). It has a "25 year" function setting that will knock 25 years off your life. I am moving and don't have the "space" in my new place. I will thrown in some "tooth whitener" and a roll of aluminium foil ( high grade "hat quality") to the first buyer.