Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    "It is absolutely scary how much false attribution of quotes occurs on Elitetrader." - Mark Twain
     
    #11511     Feb 26, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    Sarah Jessica Parker's kid could not come to kindergarten this week with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse.
     
    #11512     Feb 26, 2013
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Kinda like these body sprays for men.

    I guess Lebron is going to get into endorsing one.

    He said he's been approached by Ask Body Spray to do a spot for them.
     
    #11513     Feb 26, 2013
  4. Oh man this guy is good. Ya gotta watch this snowplow in action.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WjJSTqI7w4Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #11514     Feb 26, 2013
  5. "One man's junk is another man's treasure."

    Well that doesn't sound gay at all...
     
    #11515     Feb 26, 2013
  6. How to protect your watermelon patch!
     
    #11516     Feb 26, 2013
  7. :D

    Peter is tired of his Jewish neighbor always borrowing his tools so he sets up a scare jew to keep him away.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6m87fasEaXQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #11517     Feb 26, 2013
  8. This ad may have come from deep in the archive bowels of ET...

    I can relate some. All I seem to get are these queries:
    "You still have that "thingy mah jiggly" for sale?? and thats it.

    Looking for the right come back if you guys have any suggestions short of; fuck yeah, so now what?


    oh yeah, the picture of the craig's list ad.
    Perhaps I should try and sell a scare jew? That might draw a few funny e mails. LOL!
     
    #11518     Feb 26, 2013
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    Even these guys are on the dollar squeeze
     
    #11519     Feb 27, 2013

  10. The "thingy mah jiggly" is sold but I have another one just like it. In fact there was a documentary on the Discovery channel that this "thingy mah jiggly" I have is a time machine. (Who knew?). It has a "25 year" function setting that will knock 25 years off your life. I am moving and don't have the "space" in my new place. I will thrown in some "tooth whitener" and a roll of aluminium foil ( high grade "hat quality") to the first buyer.
     
    #11520     Feb 27, 2013