Jokes 2

Wow! I just saw on twitter my son is going to Yale! How cool!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. New tweet. Said there was typo.
Oh, no. He's going to jail!

 

"When are you going to Yale?"

"I going to Yale in Yanuary."

 

That actually was a Dilbert comic.

"I heard you went to Yale?"

"Yeah, I yust got out last week."

EDIT:

Gotta love the web:

<img src="http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3746911">

 

pic source, sheesh.

 

Prolly learn more there of any use ?

 

Just got back from Europe and still have some euros.

Guess i'll just wait till my trip to Africa and change them for whatever they use. Afros or something.

 

Q. Why did the Nazis stomp around in jackboots ?

A. they would have looked stupid in Jill-slippers.

 

For my trip to Japan should I take some Nippos ?

 

As a European I was going to take up my place at Harvard but the walking on water bit to get there proved too hard.

 

I told my girlfriend that i'm not M C Hammer, so 'please touch this'.