Jokes 2

Everyone criticizes the Salem witch trials, but we haven't had another witch attack in over 200 years!

 

Hey! I'm not a witch!-----Chris Dorner

 

My girlfriend is on a witch hunt.

Or as she calls it "a journey to find herself."

 

I find that the biggest part of my daily routine is showing people the proper way to micromanage.

 

I hugged an oak tree and i kissed a pine tree.

Now don't anybody mistake me for a tree hugger enviro.

It's just that i'm into treesomes.

 

Funny you mentioned that. I had a threesome last night, although there were 2 no shows.

 

Many a true word is said in jest

 

I think my baby parrot is a sexual pervert. He keeps saying "polly wants a quacker".

 

I got a Rolex for my birthday from the lesbo's next door.

They asked me what i wanted and i told them ' i wanna watch'.

 

I guess the economy is as bad here in Detroit as they say.

I just passed a dollar store and they had a sign in the window that said ' four easy payments of 25 cents'.