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Yesterday I saw a lady with a fake fur on, so I pretended to spit on her. Then today, someone pointed to my leather coat and said "a cow was murdered for that jacket!" "Hmmm, I didn't realize there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you, too."
Did you know the Dean of the University of Alabama keeps a list of teenagers he's interested in? I think he calls it his Deans list or something.
Some hackers managed to activate a television channels alert system to warn of a zombie apocalypse. TV station hacker warns of zombies in Montana http://news.yahoo.com/tv-station-hacker-warns-zombies-montana-002641825.html The killer part is the last sentence: Yes, people actually called the cops to find out if zombies were walking the streets of Montana.
I hate it when i eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite and so i can't get any closure.
And I thought I was the only one with that problem.. I am Mister portion control, don't mess with my plate, don't ask for a "bite" don't look at my food. I am a "scientifically formulate" diner. No you cannot have "One" M & M" no you can't have one of my "Junior mints" you can't have "Just one chip", leave me alone. Pffftttt... dogs are the worse. Uhmmnnnn. trade you a piece of steak for some "drool". Go away!!!!!