Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Wrt Gun Control

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    :) :) :)
     
    #11461     Feb 11, 2013
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Our Defense Budget At Work

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    :) :) :)
     
    #11462     Feb 11, 2013
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    Yesterday I saw a lady with a fake fur on, so I pretended to spit on her.

    Then today, someone pointed to my leather coat and said "a cow was murdered for that jacket!"

    "Hmmm, I didn't realize there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you, too."
     
    #11463     Feb 11, 2013
  4. fhl

    fhl

    Did you know the Dean of the University of Alabama keeps a list of teenagers he's interested in?

    I think he calls it his Deans list or something.
     
    #11464     Feb 11, 2013
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

    Some hackers managed to activate a television channels alert system to warn of a zombie apocalypse.

    TV station hacker warns of zombies in Montana

    http://news.yahoo.com/tv-station-hacker-warns-zombies-montana-002641825.html

    The killer part is the last sentence:

    Yes, people actually called the cops to find out if zombies were walking the streets of Montana.
     
    #11465     Feb 12, 2013
  6. fhl

    fhl

    I can't believe this guy is watching porn on the bus.
    Right over my shoulder.
    What a putz.
     
    #11466     Feb 12, 2013
  7. fhl

    fhl

    I hate it when i eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite and so i can't get any closure.
     
    #11467     Feb 12, 2013
  8. fhl

    fhl

    There's no 'I' in team. Said no one at Apple ever.
     
    #11468     Feb 13, 2013
  9. And I thought I was the only one with that problem..

    I am Mister portion control, don't mess with my plate, don't ask for a "bite" don't look at my food. I am a "scientifically formulate" diner.

    No you cannot have "One" M & M" no you can't have one of my "Junior mints" you can't have "Just one chip", leave me alone.


    Pffftttt... dogs are the worse. Uhmmnnnn. trade you a piece of steak for some "drool". Go away!!!!!
     
    #11469     Feb 13, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow.
     
    #11470     Feb 13, 2013