Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OmJati2W7uA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #11451     Feb 8, 2013
  2. That not what I heard...:cool:

    Talk about an awkward situation...

    I was just with a prostitute and she told me I have 5 hours and 57 minutes left.
     
    #11452     Feb 8, 2013
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Started a new workout routine today and I think I'm hooked on it.

    Did a bunch of diddly squats.
     
    #11453     Feb 8, 2013
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Having Fun With Some Of My Friends

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Vo0Cazxj_yc?feature=player_popout" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
    #11454     Feb 9, 2013
  5. fhl

    fhl


    that was great!
     
    #11455     Feb 9, 2013
  6. thanks Yannis. Poule kala.
     
    #11456     Feb 9, 2013
  7. Nice video Yannis. I've been watching those lately. Very inspiring,not that I'm going to do any of that but people doing those things reminds me of that quote, I can't remember exactly how it goes - something like this.

    It doesn't matter if you fall, it only matters if you get up. Meaning, you gotta keep trying. Man some of those guys must of broken a few bones before they got it right.
     
    #11457     Feb 9, 2013
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    It's just like the old joke - the guy asked the well dressed old lady in NYC how to get to Carnegie Hall and she said "Practice, young man, practice, practice!" :)
     
    #11458     Feb 9, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    My girlfriend doesn't like it when i sneak up on her.

    Her lawyer says she doesn't like it when i call her my girlfriend , either.
     
    #11459     Feb 11, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    These nice young people were asking for donations for an environmentalist global warming cause and approached me on the street.

    I acknowledged them and reached into my pocket and slowly pulled out my middle finger.
     
    #11460     Feb 11, 2013