Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Humpy

    Humpy

    Some guy called George Washington decided to become a Mormon. Well that meant he could have 7 wives didn't it ? The seven wives were called Miss Issippi, Virginia, Dela Ware, Mary Land, Ken Tucky, Cali Fornia and Al Aska.
    A couple o' them looked a bit blokish but never mind on a dark cold night.

    :)
     
    #11441     Feb 7, 2013
  2. I knew a gal from ole Ken tuck

    couldn't cook

    but gees could she .............. sew.
     
    #11442     Feb 7, 2013
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    I remember this cheer from grade school:

    Rah rah ree
    Kick `em in the knee
    Rah rah ras
    Kick 1em in the. . . other knee
     
    #11443     Feb 7, 2013
  4. fhl

    fhl

    My wife is still really hot. It just seems like it comes more in flashes now.

    But she can still fit into the earrings she wore in high school. That's pretty good, i think.
     
    #11444     Feb 7, 2013
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Give The Student An A For Wits

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
    Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
    Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand...
    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    :) :) :)
     
    #11445     Feb 7, 2013
  6. Indiana is for me even if Idaho Maine bitch.
     
    #11446     Feb 7, 2013
  7. So? Sue could sow. Now there was a sow. Sooiee!
     
    #11447     Feb 7, 2013
  8. Word on the street SnP upgrades US credit to BananAAA+

    :cool:
     
    #11448     Feb 7, 2013
  9. #11449     Feb 8, 2013
  10. In other news: The original is photo shopped.:cool:
     
    #11450     Feb 8, 2013