What do you call a Mexican riding a bicycle? Wow, I can already imagine you people are a bunch of prejudice types and what you're thinking. He's just a Bicycle Rider, no matter if he stole the bike or not.
That reminds me of the time the cops came to my door and bitchin about my dog chasing someone on a bike. I said, "That's bullshit - my dog doesn't have a bike!"
A lady in Canada today asked me how long 40cm was in inches..... I showed her .... .... and then realized she was inquiring about the incoming snow storm.
Why did God create Eve? To iron Adam's leaf. Meanwhile, back at the ranch. "Monopoly retires iconic iron piece"
To carry on the Snow White theme I thought the church might like to play. So we have Holy Cow and her 7 dwarfs - bells, smells, cross, chants, bible, hassock and cassock.