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A nice looking girl came up to me today and said, "Hey, you're that funny guy that puts up those jokes on ET?" "That's me," I replied. She said, "Are they true stories?" "They aren't," I replied. Then we enjoyed a six hour sex session.
When I was a boy at school I was bullied up until I was 15 as I was only 5 foot 2 tall. Then I grew another foot. (okay you lazy bastards, you can finish the rest of the joke) Or just laugh silently to yourself... --------------- That reminds me of the time grandma was knitting...what the hell was she knitting?.....brb
A grandmother sat on her porch knitting three socks when someone walked by and asked, âWhy are you knitting three socks?â The grandmother replied, âBecause my grandson said heâs grown a foot since joining the Army.â
Chuck Hagelâs chances of winning Senate confirmation as President Barack Obamaâs next defense secretary gained momentum as Republicans led by John McCain said they would oppose any attempt to block a vote on the nominee. ----------------------
Federal prosecutors intend to bring civil charges against Standard & Poor's for wrongdoing in its U.S. AA rating where clearly it's junk status. :eek:
The top lies that women believe: 1.There are no good men left out there to date. 2.Itâs too late for me to find love. 3.Iâm too fat/thin/ugly. 4.I need another person in my life to feel complete. 5.I can change my man into the ideal mate. There is a 6th they will believe, and lucky for you, I will share it now. 6. I only want to stick the head in.:eek: :eek: :eek:
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Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker over the U.S. debt is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic.