Ye Can't Fool a Scottish Caddy During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard - President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asks his Scottish caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies: "Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver. " The President picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which point the caddy says: "No, the other end."
I would have changed one part of that joke. "During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard - President O'bama"
The Huffington Post is a great read. Filled with interesting stuff. Just read a fascinating piece there on the 9 greatest single digit numbers of all time.
That 1 trillion dollar coin. lol Can't ya just see someone asking "do you have two 500 billions for a trillion?"
by the way. I'd like to make an important announcement. I'm thinking of retiring. After all, it's almost ten pm here in London.
Whose head would you like to see on the Trillion dollar coin ? Hows about Bush or Odumbo - they wasted most of it on ... I forget what.
You know, if i had some ham, i'd have some ham and eggs for breakfast this morning. If I had some eggs.
I had some really great news for my family and so i thought i would share it here, too. My therapist says that i only need two more sessions and then i can have sharp objects again!
I went to see a therapist recently. I told him about my obsessive compulsive disorder, severe depression, claustrophobia, insomnia, attention deficit disorder, agoraphobia and I've been posting my opinions on ET forums He said, "Have you ever considered suicide?" Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's some pretty bad advice.
In order to cure my virulent racism, my therapist asked me to imagine that the shoe was on the other foot. I had an image of one leg with two shoes on it and one without. It didn't help much.