Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Me too!!!... Good one LOL! :)
     
    #11381     Jan 31, 2013
  2. fhl

    fhl

    I was so disappointed when i saw my daughter smoking a cigarette, but then i noticed how cool she looked.
     
    #11382     Jan 31, 2013
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    Alas our fair language is almost universal in it's various forms. It is being " moidered in Nooo Joyseee " etc. but expected to survive in a much altered form:- Oh yes sir dat's 30 rupees don't ya no ? Love it but would ole Bill Shakespeare have been so tolerant ? Er yes prolly.
     
    #11383     Jan 31, 2013
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    You mean "its various forms" right? :)
     
    #11384     Jan 31, 2013
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

    Love is blind.

    People in love get married.

    Marriage is an institution.

    So marriage is an institution for the blind. ;)
     
    #11385     Jan 31, 2013
  6. Humpy

    Humpy

    I could be wrong but I think there should be an apostrophe between the s and the t. Not that many would notice anyway. So we have the various forms of it.
    It's saddle is literally the saddle of it.
     
    #11386     Jan 31, 2013
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    You mean, this is the corect spelling?

    accredit’s
    acquit’s
    admit’s
    affidavit’s
    armpit’s
    audit’s
    await’s
    babysit’s
    backfit’s
    bandit’s
    bedsit’s
    befit’s
    benefit’s
    ... etc?


    :) :) :)
     
    #11387     Jan 31, 2013
  8. fhl

    fhl

    If GH stands for P as in Hiccough
    If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
    If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
    If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
    If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
    If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
    The right way to spell POTATO should be GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
     
    #11388     Jan 31, 2013
  9. TGregg

    TGregg

    #11389     Jan 31, 2013
  10. :) Ok, you are talking about language. Please explain why (Get up) can be clothes in your language.
     
    #11390     Jan 31, 2013