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Just replied to an ad offering me hot sex with an older woman.

Should be interesting. I am 86.

 

This is funny...............


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The Cow, the Ant and the Grumpy Old Fart


A cow, an ant and a grumpy old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
· The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
· The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

























































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nutmeg that was great

 

There's something right there you won't hear at home.

 

Hostess stopped making twinkies and the unions say it was just a greedy company trying to bust a union.

The company says they were short of dough.

 

How Cold Was It?

 

The Garden State

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Rodney Dangerfield would be proud!